Hey there,
I need to tell you something that might piss off every business coach on the internet.
You're not broken. You don't need fixing. And you sure as hell don't need another course.
What you need is a system built for how you actually think.
Let me guess - you're making decent money ($5k-$25k monthly) but you feel like you're constantly running just to stay in place. Every day it's more content, more posts, more emails, more everything.
You've bought the courses. You know the frameworks. But here's the thing that nobody wants to admit:
None of it fits how you actually work.
Because you're not like everyone else. You're what I call a "Lazy Unicorn" - someone who's talented as hell but refuses to grind themselves to death following generic advice that assumes everyone should think the same way.
The Problem Nobody Talks About
Most business advice assumes you're broken and need fixing. It gives you frameworks designed for imaginary people and expects you to force your unique genius into cookie-cutter systems.
But your business isn't generic. Your thinking isn't generic. Your approach to solving problems isn't generic.
So why are you trying to scale using someone else's blueprint?
Here's what I've learned after working with hundreds of overwhelmed entrepreneurs: The most talented people burn out fastest because they're trying to be someone else's version of successful.
What If There Was a Better Way?
What if instead of learning another framework, you could systematize your own genius?
What if instead of forcing your unique approach into generic systems, you could build systems that amplify what makes you special?
What if your business could scale without losing the magic that makes it work?
That's exactly what we do at Lazy Unicorns.
We don't teach you how to think like everyone else. We extract how you already think and turn it into scalable systems.
We don't give you homework. We build you infrastructure.
We don't make you choose between authenticity and growth. We show you how to scale your uniqueness instead of sanitizing it.
How We Do It
Step 1: Extract Your World Code
We analyze how you think, what patterns you see, what makes your approach unique. This isn't personality tests or generic assessments. This is mapping your specific genius.
Step 2: Build Your Custom System
Using your World Code, we create content that sounds exactly like you wrote it. We build tracking that shows what actually converts for your audience. We create roadmaps based on your constraints and opportunities.
Step 3: Watch It Get Smarter
Your system learns from every piece of content, every conversion, every result. It adapts to what works for your specific business, not what works for everyone else.
This Isn't Education. It's Infrastructure.
We're not coaches. We're not consultants. We're not selling you another course to add to your collection.
We're system builders.
Think about it - Tesla didn't follow car industry rules. Apple didn't follow computer industry rules. Your business shouldn't follow business school rules.
Who This Is For
This is for you if:
- You're making $5k-$25k monthly but feel stuck on a content treadmill
- You're tired of forcing your uniqueness into generic frameworks
- You want to scale without losing what makes you special
- You're done buying courses that don't fit your situation
- You're ready to systematize your genius instead of sanitizing it
This is NOT for you if:
- You're happy following someone else's proven system
- You prefer learning to doing
- You think all business advice should be one-size-fits-all
- You're looking for the cheapest option available
Ready to Build Something That Actually Fits?
Right now, we're hand-crafting custom business intelligence systems for 20 select entrepreneurs who are ready to stop forcing their genius into generic frameworks.
Each system is built specifically for how you think, work, and create value. No templates. No generic advice. Just a system that knows you.
Investment: $2,500 for a 5-day intensive that results in your complete custom system blueprint.
Why only 20? Each system requires 40+ hours of custom analysis and design. This proves the concept before we build the app that automates the process.
The guarantee: If we can't identify patterns in your approach that are genuinely different from everyone else's, full refund.
When these 20 spots are filled, you'll have to wait for the app. No exceptions.
The Bottom Line
You have two choices:
Keep buying courses and hoping the next framework will finally fit your unique situation.
Or build a system that works for how you actually think.
Most people will choose the first option. They'll keep learning, keep hoping, keep trying to force themselves into boxes that weren't built for them.
But you're not most people.
You're a lazy unicorn who's ready to scale your genius instead of grinding it to death.
Ready to build your custom system?
Welcome to the future of business systems,
Scrivs
P.S. - Your uniqueness isn't a bug to be fixed. It's a feature to be systematized.